Tottenham Hotspur FC
I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said … So I bought her a Tottenham shirt
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.
“I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make ‘Tottenham Hotspur Football Club’. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.”
Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.
A man was found dead floating in the Thames , wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points
What’s the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.
What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
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