Larry’s View

Larry’s view on any and everything.

Women drivers

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily.  But she scared me so much; I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand!

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim
and the twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and
disconnected an important call.

Darn women drivers!

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October 9, 2008 - Posted by | Adult Humour, Blogroll

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